is your mom at the bar?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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