He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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