Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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