you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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