Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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