rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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