Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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