once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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