oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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