The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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