i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
