You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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