She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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