Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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