just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He has the fingertips of a God
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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