All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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