whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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