Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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