i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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