i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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