Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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