So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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