new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just gargled with NyQuil
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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