I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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