break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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