His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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