if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize
