Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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