Dual....:-)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
