on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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