I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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