I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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