Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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