She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
