windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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