i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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