We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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