It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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