Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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