Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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