brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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