Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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