The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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