Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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