so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
