And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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