He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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