Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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