I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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