he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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