yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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