Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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