Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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