There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it was like his penis was on wheels.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
How naked do you want me to be?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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