I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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