So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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